i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
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So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
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Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
so here you go
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
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Fruit Roll Ups - A tasty, healthy snack…VIDEO Recipe
what madness is this?
my mouth is watering holy fuck
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