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ibeggedformercytwice:

lets be real here if I was a mermaid no way in hell would I bother wearing a clam bra. I’d be able to ensnare men and lead them to their deaths, why the fuck would I need to wear a bra? I’d rule the seas with murder in my eyes, trophies from my victims and my chest liberated

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abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

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thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

(via feliciamaria)

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shuitsang:

muji spice book

Traveling with your spice rack is not ideal. This is why Japanese company, Muji, has made a book of spices to make flavoring your food while away from home a little bit easier.

This book from Muji is full of pages that are made of spiced paper, which dissolve from the heat and moisture of cooking. Now that kick of white pepper or red chili is just a tear away. And, since it is compact and perfectly portable, the Muji spice book is ideal for when you’re traveling!

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humoristics:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

well too late for me

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I miss you. I can’t sleep without your cuddles. I feel dead inside.
Please be safe, Keith. Ill be praying.

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

4 years *

(via earlksg)

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tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

(via earlksg)

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gracehelbig:

onlylolgifs:

Pug goes crazy in his first ball pit!

tgif mudda fuckas 

(via erictopic)

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teenytigress:

I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”

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thatfunnyblog:

iconic